No, really. This is not some sort of weird hyperbole on my part. A particularly clever spammer managed to squeak this message past not one, but two spam filters (one through gmail, the other through MS Outlook), all for the purpose of trying to convince me that someone wants me dead:
I am very sorry for you XXxxxxx , is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
After I stopped laughing hysterically, I showed this one to Holly, who said, “I love how they were able to slip this past the spam filters but somehow were unable to even put your name on it.”
Way to sell this one, fellas.
I enjoyed this one so much, I decided to read it aloud so others could enjoy.