This passed the make-Holly-laugh test (unlike the Noah’s Day joke):
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin – 5 and Ryan – 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say , ‘Let my brother have the first pancake… I can wait.'” Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”